TMZ has learned that Hair Metal Radio guitarist Jimi Van Whalen is expected to enroll soon in the prestigious Lil Wayne Guitar Academy. Jimi was recently taken aback by the guitar wizardry of Lil Wayne, as evidenced by the following video. The guitar academy curriculum is rumored to be rely heavily on narcotics and guitar detuning.

Closing the show with Thunderstruck! Set up your air drums and jam along with Hair Metal Radio’s Nikki Stix!

Jizzy Straddlin' — Computer Support Specialist Here's a video acquired by TMZ of a young Jizzy Straddlin' (of rock supergroup Hair Metal Radio) attempting to launch a career as an actor. In this scene, Jizzy is portraying a young computer support specialist. Jizzy's acting talents are clearly evident, as Jizzy can neither type nor maintain any semblance of social etiquette.

TMZ has reported on a rumour that Jimi Van Whalen of Hair Metal Radio may be facing financial difficulties. As evidenced by a recent Tweet from Van Whalen, he has recently started working mornings at Home Depot. Further rumors indicate that Van Whalen may have worked in the Power Tools department on Monday. Thought I'd send you all a selfie

It was a simple idea with a simple premise – The Facebook of Hair. Now, after posting 13bn dollars worth of net losses, Hair Metal Radio has been forced to close their own personal social media network, HairBook. “I really thought it was gonna work,” said HMR bassist Jizzy Straddlin via Skype from his family’s rural trailer home. “After multiple

Boasting a number of concussions that would shock even an NFL widow, Axl Sinatra was once again voted “ER Patient of the Year.” According to Sinatra, he was nominated for the award by “Whatever Hospital” in “Whatever city this is.” He then asked what day it was and walked into a neighborhood Denny’s where he ordered his meal using only Bon

In what is quickly becoming a national pastime, Hair Metal Radio was once again snubbed by the music industry, this time by not being nominated for a single award at the first annual Hair Metal Awards in Las Vegas, NV. Despite being obvious contenders for the “Best Use of Anti-Aging Cream” and “Most Obvious Wigs” awards, HMR were completely ignored

TMZ Music has obtained exclusive rights to a recording of 5 songs from Hair Metal Radio’s New Year’s Eve performance. Check it out here:

This just in… After seeing the Craigslist ad below, HMR bassist Jizzy Stradlin’ immediately left HMR to audition. He is presumed to be currently hitchhiking to Denver, CO. If his soul patch doesn’t completely grow in by the time of his audition, he may return to HMR. Serious Bassist Needed for Creed/Nickelback Cover Band (Denver) GOD BLESS We are a