Hair Metal Two-fer Monday!

Hey all! It’s ya boy Jizzy Straddlin’ (aka J-Strads, aka Jizz Bomb, aka J-Sweezy, aka Jesse Straddlin’). I’m back from another sultry trip through rehab to bring you not one but TWO HMR clips on this very normal Hair Metal Monday! Our first clip features a cameo appearance from our favorite roadies in the band Pastel Black. We suspected them of stealing ham from

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Hair Metal Bowling Alley

Hello Hair Metal Radio fans, Bert Loder here filling in for Jizzy Straddlin who is currently getting fat pumped out of his butt and into his jowels. This week’s asinine “Hair Metal Monday” brings us back to 1989 with the members of the band experiencing some dramatically sudden hair loss, getting stuck to industrial equipment, and demonstrating their sheer inability

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Hair Metal Mondays!

Hair Metal fans, break out your hair, your metal, and your fans and get ready for Hair Metal Mondays! Every Monday that we’re awake and sober enough to use a computer we’re going to post exclusive, behind-the-scenes buffoonery from the four Ph.D candidates that make up this band. Today’s Hair Metal Monday brings us yours truly, Jesse Straddlin’, looking just

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