Hair Metal Two-fer Monday!

Hey all! It’s ya boy Jizzy Straddlin’ (aka J-Strads, aka Jizz Bomb, aka J-Sweezy, aka Jesse Straddlin’). I’m back from another sultry trip through rehab to bring you not one but TWO HMR clips on this very normal Hair Metal Monday!

Our first clip features a cameo appearance from our favorite roadies in the band Pastel Black. We suspected them of stealing ham from our dressing room so we set up some spy cams, but instead of a smoking gun we got this totally kick ass time lapse footage of them setting up our stage lighting. Although I’m not really sure what’s up with the music they put under the video…?

Our bonus video is way, way too cool not to share. This video, you just have to see it. This seven year old kid stole the show from the audience so we pulled him up on stage and WOW! He was dancing like this ALL NIGHT! Coolest fan ever! Thanks for rocking out with us, lil dude!

Alright! I’m off to have my eyes professionally bleached, because that’s what us rock stars do. We bleach our eyes.

-JS