Today is Hug a Bassist Day!
Often under-appreciated, ridiculed, and rarely hugged, the bassist is indispensable as the big bottom of any heavy metal band. That’s why they get their own day — Hug a Bassist Day! If you see Jizzy Straddlin’, give him a big hug. Also, please let us know where he is. We haven’t seen him since he binged on oat bran muffins three weeks ago.