Hair Metal Bowling Alley

Hello Hair Metal Radio fans, Bert Loder here filling in for Jizzy Straddlin who is currently getting fat pumped out of his butt and into his jowels. This week’s asinine “Hair Metal Monday” brings us back to 1989 with the members of the band experiencing some dramatically sudden hair loss, getting stuck to industrial equipment, and demonstrating their sheer inability to simply walk down a hallway without embarrassing themselves. I wish I was making this stuff up, ladies and gentlemen. Without further ado, I’m Bert Loder, and this… Is Hair Metal Radio.