Bassist Jizzy Straddlin’ was hospitalized late last night after suffering complete tongue paralysis due to overuse of the word fuck. Dr. Peter “Scrote” Johnson, an otolaryngologist at the prestigious Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN said, “I’ve never seen a tongue as twisted as Jizzy’s. His mouth looks like it was used as a lethal weapon, both cunningly and lingually.” The doctor

Bert Loder here with an HMR News update – Earlier today Hair Metal Radio guitarist Jimi Van Whalen put up on Craiglist perhaps one of his most famous guitars. A link to the Craigslist post follows: https://chambana.craigslist.org/msg/5518562661.html And because we at HMR News anticipate the listing will be removed once Jimi comes to his senses, a screenshot of the listing