This just in from HMR HQ… Bassist Jizzy Straddlin will be the first ever rock “musician” to play a bass solo while strapped to a rocket that is traveling into space. Jizzy trained for this bass solo with NASA, because that makes sense. After hearing nothing but bass solos for sometimes up to 12 minutes per day, NASA told Jizzy

JIZZY Stradlin here from Hair Metal Radio bringing you another installation of Inside the Studio. Today I wanted to share with all six of our rabid fans exactly what it’s like to record with HMR. We get questions all the time like, “Who are you?” and “How did you get into my bathroom?” but today we’d like to answer BOTH

Due to his excessive spending on imported Canadian poutine, Hair Metal Radio (HMR) drummer Nikki Stix has been forced to work side jobs until HMR becomes commercially successful. Nikki has become legendary for workplace “oops” moments, which ultimately have led to his firing from every job he has ever had (except HMR, where his clumsiness is considered part of the HMR

Often under-appreciated, ridiculed, and rarely hugged, the bassist is indispensable as the big bottom of any heavy metal band. That’s why they get their own day — Hug a Bassist Day! If you see Jizzy Straddlin’, give him a big hug. Also, please let us know where he is. We haven’t seen him since he binged on oat bran muffins

In a sad story, dozens of people, some more than a mile away, were inadvertently injured during testing of Hair Metal Radio guitarist Jimi Van Whalen’s new guitar rig. The rig was so loud it literally blew the roof off the test facility, scattering debris over a 1-mile radius. The rig, consisting of 24 100 Watt Laney amps, is currently

HMR bassist Jizzy Straddlin’ takes you on an exclusive tour of the HMR tour bus. If this bus could talk…